VegetarianMonster
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jeniphyer mentioned you in a video “ACCENT CHALLENGE!! I was tagged by diaryofakanemem so I figured why…”

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I made a video and tumblr won’t let me upload it. It does the whole thing than says its too big. :(

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tagged : #jeniphyer 

celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

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"Friendly reminder that something from your past still affecting you negatively does not mean you’re holding onto anger and refusing to let go of things that are over. You don’t decide how things affect you, and it’s not always as simple as just “letting go and forgetting about it.” You can try to move past things, but that doesn’t mean you’re always gonna be okay. Yes, things will get easier, but you’ll still hurt sometimes. And that’s okay. But no matter what anyone says, it’s not your fault you’re in pain and don’t you ever let anyone try to shame you into thinking otherwise."
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eiznekem:

people who are reblogging leaked nudes:

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Posted 22 hours ago // 9,494 notes
blondebitchbarbie5:

Bruh 😍 goals

why are these goals? that looks like some boring sex. and imagine the sticky money later… ugh.
Posted 23 hours ago // 28,640 notes

voldemortsblog:

lucid-flower:

ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

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I don’t know why this picture is so accurate

i dont know why this picture was ever taken

Posted 23 hours ago // 373,155 notes

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

Posted 1 day ago // 72,846 notes
allthingsgreatandglorious:

This has not been photoshopped or edited, this is just her on her sunday morning jog. 
SHAY MITCHELL, EVERYBODY

Its her on a photoshoot for promoting her involvement in a marathon. BUT it hasn’t been ALTERED (photoshopped). It, however, is a professional photo, taken by a professional, using professional equipment and under controlled photoshoot settings. Otherwise, yes. That’s how gorgeous she actually is. At a photoshoot. Which is part of her job. As an actress aka paid to be beautiful type job. PLEASE REMEMBER CONTEXT just because its not photoshopped doesn’t mean it’s … “normal”.
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HELLO FOLLOWERS!

I don’t usually talk to you, because I forget that people see the things I blog, reblog, post, etc…


BUT YOU EXIST (I’m told) so here is my plea to you.

TALK TO ME!

Specifically, do that thing where you put something in my inbox and I will respond to it. But I’m making my own list! I’m posting this to ALL of my blogs and I will respond to anything!

Message me _____ for _____!


PURPLE MONKEY ——- My favourite Simpson’s episode

MOCHA THUNDER ——- My favourite aspect of my gorgeous thick self

SPONGEBOB NOPANTS ——- fav cartoon

FULL FRONTAL SNOGGING ——- favourite kids book

LOVE IN THE TIME OF COLORING BOOKS ——- fav book

BEYONCE PAD THAI ——- My favourite song of all time

QUOTH THE RAVEN ——- my favourite quote

DOUBT THE STARS ARE FIRE ——- my favourite shakesperean play

MONSANTO ——- my favourite slacktivist claim

TUMBLR FAMOUS ——- my favourite blog

DING DING DING ——- future (dream) career

LA VIE EN ROSE ——-favourite lingerie

GREEN EGGS AND HAM ——- how would i raise my kids, if i had any one day

OH LA LA ——- where would i love to travel to if i could (infinite money)

JOLLY JACK RABBIT ——- would I ever…. (__________)?

SOYLENT GREEN ——- geek, nerd, or other? what am I? what do I like?

Posted 2 days ago // 0 notes
be nosy please
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by...
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
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radicalmuscle:

blackfitandfab:

momentarilymodest:

yunglioness:

been waiting for this gif to cross my dash again.

Booty meat on a new level.

She’s dancing Samba en pointe…forget the booty…the booty is not the only next level thing in this gif

The truly amazing thing is that she’s doing these hip swings on her toes with master level balance.

I GET TO SEE THIS ON WEDNESDAY! Not her, but a Samba troupe. I’M SO EXCITED I CAN’T EVEN EXPRESS IT WITHOUT RESORTING TO ALL CAPS!!!!
Posted 2 days ago // 28,792 notes